Why chase a girl that doesn’t want to get caught?

You have a problem with Nixon?

I dont vote.

Cooper: So Roger mentioned this Nixon thing.

Don: Yeah, he mentioned it and I just assumed it went away.

Roger: It didnt.

Bert: I always thought it was Sterling who was responsible for the Navy atitude around this place.

Don: Brassiere account. Just figured out we cant sell them to men.

Joan: Peggy, next step is accessories.

Peggy: 35 dollars a week minus 6.75 for FICA, can you believe it?

Joan: Maybe its the fumes from the rubber cement on that envelope but there’s nothing to be happy about that here. Although…

Joan: …you never forget your first.

Betty: Did you have a nanny? I never asked you that.

Don: Why what difference does that make?

Betty: I dont know, we’ve never talked about it. Did you?

Don: No, of course not.

Betty: So your mother and father are responsible for all of this? I’ll have to thank them someday.

Don: Jesus Bets, its like politics, religion or sex. Why talk?

Betty: I see your point.

Betty: I love seeing you like that.

Don: Well, you were sitting on my good side.

Betty: No, I mean, the way other people see you. When you’re with strangers you know exactly what you want.

Don: Well, I like to think I always know what I want.

Look at those lips.

I bet its not hard for you to hold on to a man like that.

Dont smile it will make it harder.

Roger: What about you Don? Did you have a nanny?
Don: I cant tell you about my childhood, it would ruin the first half of my novel.

Betty: Don doesn’t like to talk about himself, I know better than to ask.

Roger: An ad man who doesn’t like to talk about himself? I think I may cry.

Roger: Belva raised me, I turned out just fine. Didn’t have to go to a psychiatrist like some peoples kids.

Mona: Oh whats the big deal? Margaret is practically the last girl in our building to go.

Roger: 16 years old wouldn’t get out of bed. I tell ya, I cannot wait until that girl is another mans problem.

Roger: You should get him to put another egg in it.

Mona: Roger…

Roger: Darling, one egg is good, two eggs are better.